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Inexplicably Hilarious

from Pointless Journey by Slugbug

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Inexplicably hilarious
The day I realized that my hands, they were a vector for fingers
Inexplicably hilarious
The day I realized that my fingers were a vector for hands.

And it was just at that moment
I was kicked out of math class

Some people never had experience with hands

Inexplicably hilarious
The day I realized
That the words the man had said at the podium
When I was seated at a lecture were phrased in such a way as to be comical
And it was just at that moment
I was kicked out of Congress
For being a colossal nerd

Ostracized, I was ostracized
In the capitol, in the capitol
Ostracized, I was ostracized
When I ran into that column in the capitol

It was
Inexplicably hilarious HAAAAAAA
Inexplicably hilarious!


Inexplicably hilarious
The day I realized that my legs they were a vector for feet
Inexplicably hilarious
The day I realized that my feet they were a vector for shoes
And it was just at that moment
I was thrown out of English
For taking off my shoes

Then in a maze of twisty passages all alike
I found the exit when the government took my bike
I went up to the office of the man in charge
And asked what gives
He said that life is a series
Of small inconveniences
Followed by the biggest one of them all



Inexplicably hilarious
The day I realized that the world was just a form of a library
Where the robots were unhelpful and took your shoes
And stole your keys
And it was just at that moment
I was struck by how SIMPLE
The thing I ran into really was

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from Pointless Journey, released October 31, 2009

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