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Someone Trying To Sell Me Something

from Pointless Journey by Slugbug

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I cannot do anything at all

Any time I try to use my feet

The horrid little man comes out to inform me

I must subscribe to use these feet

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There was once a time had an original thought

But I was not authorized to think


I tried to write it down but I had to register

My piece of paper was not mine
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And everything I thought I knew

Everything I thought was meaningful

Every friend I ever had was someone trying to sell me something




Problems weren't an issue after all

Every situation had occurred

Was no requirement to even do anything

There was no need for new ideas


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[NES PART]

Monday came the Monday when I died

Shoddy manufacturing and

Just out of warranty and

You don't go to heaven

You don't go to hell

It turns out in the end it's just this guy
(YES, TURNS OUT THAT YOUR WORTH IN LIFE IS DIRECTLY DETERMINED BY HOW MUCH YOU PAID FOR YOUR SOCKS)

And everything I thought I knew

Everything I thought was meaningful

Every friend I ever had was someone trying to sell me something

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from Pointless Journey, released October 31, 2009

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